Liturgical Scroll - Banana Bread At Work
I really like this idea and might play around with a more serious take on it, but I had the idea while the banana bread meme was circling around in my head, so this is what you get.
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Anyone can read this scroll. One line can be read per combat round. The lines must be read aloud in order, and fade from the scroll as they are read.
Dude I got some fucking banana bread at work today dude? Hell yeah (All allies within 10' of you gain +1 HP immediately and +1 to-hit for 1 round)
My mom told me if I wait for things like, good things will happen to me dude and fuckin' I waited for some things and I got some banana bread at work today dude? Hell yeah (All allies within 20' of you gain +2 HP immediately and Haste for 2 rounds)
So just goes to show that waiting for things is like worth it, but there's a lotta bad things in this world dude, like fuckin' SKUNKS, dude? HELL NO (Choose a spot within 100' to summon a spherical cloud with a 15' radius. All targets within the cloud must make a saving throw vs poison or spend the round retching)
Scratching your EYE, BUT IT'S STILL FUCKING ITCHY, DUDE?! HELL. NO. (Pick a target you can see. They are blinded for 1 turn)
THE FUCKING CUBS, DUDE?! HELL. NO! (Choose a spot within 100'. All targets within 10' suffer -3 to ranged attacks for 3 rounds)
LIKE GETTING PAID NOT A LOT OF MONEY DUDE?! FOR FUCKING WORKING?!?!? HELL. NO! (Pick up to 3 targets. All currency and valuables they are carrying are reduced in value by 90%)
BUT BANANA BREAD, AT FUCKING WORK DUDE?! HELL YEAH! (All allies within 30' of you gain 3 HP immediately, and invulnerability for 3 rounds)
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Listening to:
Reading: Arm of the Sphynx by Josiah Bancroft
Watching: Babylon 5, Season 1
Playing: